Bladders Empty, NO MONKEY BUSINESS!!!!

So technically I shouldn't be posting this, but since the student who wrote this is anonymous, I couldn't help but SPREAD IT TO THE WORLD because its so damn funny and pathetic. I do surveys for chapel at my college--this past chapel was a really beautiful chapel where the music deparment and various students performed--it was quite a somber and traditional and upscale affair, the kind where it is honestly rude for students to be walking in and out because its pitch dark inside except for the lighting on the particular group/person that is performing. This female student wrote,

"So, I thought yesterdays chapel was nice. I enjoyed the music and the fact that it wasn't a typical chapel. Although, it did seem to go on forever. I was a bit distraught when my friend got up to use the facilities and wasn't allowed to come back in. I was feeling slightly abandoned by this! She was forced to either wait in the lobby or sit in the balcony with complete strangers... the embarrasment she had to endure. I told her to just start kicking and screaming or just make run for it, that "they" probably wouldn't chase after her in fear of causing a scene. But she declined and resisted the poor advice I gave her and stayed by herself till the concert was over. I bet you had NO idea the kind of pressure that is put on us to be on time?? bladders empty, and quickly seated AND NO MONKEY BUSINESS! If we don't abide, then we have the wrath of peer judgement to endure. Nonetheless, it was still enjoyable. I always like it when chapel is changed up a bit."


airhead. ack. It frustrated me, but humored me as well, putting a smile on my face, and I hope yours too.