UCLA Study
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ, depending upon where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple, and tape over his mouth, while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
posted by Qwerty @ 10:34 AM
11 Comments:
Wow, I had to read that 3 times to make sure I got it right... HAHA
... ha
... that's really disturbing.
;)
OHHHHHHHH man, I was sooooo looking forward to my male friend's comments on this one!!! I'm cracking up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah, I had to reread that too! Haha. You have a sick sense of humor. Ok, actually it it funny, but disturbing too.
I think I know some people who must have participated in this study... on both sides :p
On BOTH sides, excalibur??!! Who was the poor knife/tape/flame victim????? Wait - maybe it's better if I don't know...
Dude, you guys crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course it was an embittered mid-life crisis woman who emailed this to me..... so now you boys can gloat and feel justified that its done by femi-nazis and all that ;)
Forget gloating, I'm just afraid - very afraid... Terrified! :D
Yeah, women can be really scary sometimes. Worse, they know how to pacify us, like feeding us a good dinner, or letting us watch a football game; but women... there is no way to pacify them, at least not that I know of. :p *ducks as chair flies across room*
Ok boys. (***Super hero music***, suddenly, the lights flash on, and all you see is this majestic silhouette getting bigger, and Bigger, and BIgger, and BIGger, and BIGGer, and BIGGEr, and BIGGER, .... the ground shakes, you quake in your tennis shoes,......
Hey ya'll. Its just me. But this is a FEMALE's site, so NO wisecracks from YOU BOTH! And Excalibur, the chair missed you, but my history book didn't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway. I am enjoying the conversation on this topic. Its a tad bit fun for me, truly!!!
No way to pacify women?? I thought that was the purpose of chocolate! and I suppose if I wanted to stick with the generalizations, what about shopping?
*ducks the chair AND the history books*
"Women are a horrible addiction" (as my Aussie mate, Taylor, sings) and as scary as they can be, they ARE still great :)
It is Friday. You boys better stear clear of me today... at least until the morning is over!!!!!!!!! ***groans***
haha, I am 12,000 under your feet, come and get me!!!
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